announcer: @KeatonPatti  forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours  of Olive Garden commercials and then  asked it to write an Olive Gardern  commercial of its own. Here is the first  nane  OLIVE GARDEN COMMERCIAL  FRIEND 3  Leave without me. I'm home.  INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT  WAITRESS  A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. A WAITRESS comes  to deliver what could be considered food.  Gluten Classico. From the kitchen.  We the Gluten Classico. We believe the waitress that it  from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe.  WAITRESS  Pasta nachos for you  We see the pasta nachos. They're warm and defeated.  Friend 4 says nothing.  FRIEND 1  FRIEND 1  The menu is here  What is wrong, Friend 4?  WAITRESS  Lasagna wings with extra Italy  Friend 4 says nothing  FRIEND 2  We see the lasagna wings. There's more Italy than necessary  Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4?  FRIEND 2  I shall eat Italian citizens.  Friend 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup.  WAITRESS  ANNOUNCER  Unlimited stick.  (wet voice)  We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all1.  Olive Garden. When You're Here,  You 're Here. S E C R E T S O U P https://t.co/kGVHaBtIDO
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