"Beer, Dad, and Drinking: NEEDED: Generic Father Figure  for Backyard BBQ (Spokane)  To interested individuals,  We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to  celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from  21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a  grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of ""BBQ  Dad"" That being said, we are in need of a generic  father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may  stay the full duration of the party). Duties include:  - Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking  beer)  - Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to  change. We will provide all of the meat)  - Refer to all attendees as ""Big Guy', ""Chief"", ""Sport""  ""Champ"" etc. (whilst drinking beer)  - Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building  your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes  are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer.  Desired experience:  - A minimum of 18 years experience as a father  - A minimum of 10 years grilling experience  - An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer  day  We can't pay you in money, BUT we can give you all  the food and cold beer your heart desires. Grill for a  few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold  ones with the boys.  THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are  interested. Preference will be given to applicanis  named Bill, Randy, or Dave. Remember, don't forget to call me ""Chief""."
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