"""The Great Coal Puzzle. Mr Bull (distracted by the Coal Ration Order). """"I can't make up my mind whether to have a hot bath or a boiled egg to-morrow morning."""" Mrs Bull. """"Well, if you don't put that light out soon you won't be able to have either."""" (John Bull in bed reads the newspaper headline Fuel And Light Rations - Coal - Gas - Electricity - during WW1)"""
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