"""The Language: pilgrimkitty  unbucaneve  professorsparklepants:  Why does everyone say """"house-  wife"""" or """"house-husband"""" when  """"House-spouse"""" is not only  gender neutral, but also  RHYMES?  Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I  always pronounced it 'spooze' in  my head /ol WHY IS YOUR  Because English beats up other  through their pockets for loose  LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!  languages in dark alleys, then rifles  grammar and spare vocabulary. The Language"""
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