"Crying, Fail, and Girls: About 11 years ago, sleep over with  girls and boys. All lights are out for  about 10 minutes. We have all settled  down and gotten silent for sleeping.  Then we hear a grown male voice  clearly enunciate the word ""what"".  Now, let me be clear. This was not a  child's voice   This was like hearing James Earl Jones  say ""what"". There was about a 10  second silence and then one of the  girls says ""who said that?"". Silence.  Then one of the boys starts laughing  uncontrollably. We turn the lights on  and he is laughing so hard that he's  crying   Here we are all freaking out about  some strange man in our room while  we sleep and he's pissing himself  laughing. He finally calms down  enough to tell us that it wasn't a  person who asked ""what"". He farted  the word. His fart sounded exactly like  the word ""what"". roadhonk: I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I'm laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that I wake my sleeping boyfriend and I have to explain ""I thought about the what fart again"" and apologize"
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