**The Troll:** He is impervious to social cues or comic timing. He is angry that there is no Dislike button. He has worked as a fact-checker and is eager to fact-check any amusing comments made by others. He spends a lot of time on Facebook saying how much Facebook sucks. He has circumvented his company's firewall in order to contradict your last comment. He occasionally hits the wrong computer key due to his fingers' Cheeto encrustation. He is writing a screenplay about Navy seals or psy-ops. He'd tell you about his start-up if he thought you'd understand.
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