"""Seriously look at this dude. EEEEYYYYYY. We have decided that """"Crush Malware"""" is Robot Fonzie""""s name, not a description of what Malwarebytes does, and want to see him popping up when the program has something to say. """"CRUSH MALWARE HAS A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS FILE, LADY BUTTERPANTS!"""" Ideally with gloriously monotone text-to-speech that you can laugh at, and turn off."""
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