Text - TooManyDogsHere 8.8k points 16 hours ago At my grandfather's funeral, the stand-in, curmudgeonly pastor kept calling my grandfather by the wrong name. Pastor: we are here to memorialize the life of John Smith. <Crowd looks confused.> Pastor: John Smith lived a good life. I had never personally met John Smith, but My Spouse Loudly: Well, I've never met John Smith either. His name was Bob White Everyone attending burst out laughing.
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