"Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Tweet  Caleb Wilde  @CalebWilde  As a mortician, I always tie the  shoelaces together of the dead. Cause  if there is ever a zombie apocalypse  it will be hilarious  16/11/2013 1:22 pm <p><a class=""tumblr_blog"" href=""http://omegaling.tumblr.com/post/68224385431/i-can-vouch-that-all-morticians-have-the-same"" target=""_blank"">omegaling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.</p> </blockquote>"
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