"""Jim Benton: Happy thankigiving! Do you want  to sit with the Trump Voters, Th<e  Hillary Voter, or Uncle Jim who  Showed up drunk and is tryinj to  puf- clothes  he Do3?  03 <p><a href=""""http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/153432925468/by-jim-benton"""" class=""""tumblr_blog"""">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p>  <blockquote><p>by <a href=""""http://jimbenton.com"""">Jim Benton</a></p></blockquote>  <p>I&rsquo;m definitely sticking with uncle Jim.</p>"""
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