"Impersonable: THE  LTE  THIS WIEEK  You Are Danny La Rue on the Titanic  SCENARIO You are Danny La Rue performing a show on the RMS  Titanic. Suddenly, it strikes an iceberg and begins to take on water. The  lifeboats are launched and the cry goes out  WOMEN AND CHIL  DREN FIRST!"" As a female impersonator, do you elbow your way into  a lifeboat with the real women? Or do you come clean about being a  man and wait in line until all the women and children are safely off  the ship?  Get on the boat with the women  Stay behind with the men  O 1 81 1 8055  O 1 81 1 8O56  llllllllllllllllllllll Calls harged at $1.50/minute at all firmes. Average call lasts 4 hrs 23 mins  LAST WEEK ON THE MORAL MAZE: We asked whether Rolf Harris's  Jake the Peg character should be entitled to a Disabled Parking badge for  his car. 96% said he should. NEXT WEEK: lfSpit the Dog bit a child,  should Bob Carolgees be put down?"
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