Alive, America, and Beautiful: Keaton Patti  @KeatonPatti  I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours  of Trump rallies and then asked it to write  a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first  page  TRUMP RALLY  INT. BIG ARBY S IN SOUTH WYOMKLAHOMA  PRESIDENT TRUMP forces himself on a podium  The crowd chants: FOUR MORE SWAMPS! FOUR MORE SWAMPS!  PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)  LT  Foreign powers cheat us! Canada  steals our milk. China steals our  PRESIDENT TRUMP  milk. We only had one glass of milk  left! Obama drank it. Not fair  I just had a phone call with the  economy. Jobs poured out of the  phone. Great jobs. Tall jobs. Steve  Jobs. All at Kinko's.  The crowd boos. They wanted that milk  The crowd cheers. It is full of real Americans (man with hard  hat, man with harder hat, gun that is alive)  PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D)  But like President Ronald Rogaine,  I will bring back the milk!  PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D  The United Snakes is doing so  other countries are on fire. All  the people on fire. Hot fire too.  Not us. our flag is Bo beautiful  The crowd roars. They still want that milk  PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT'D)  A wall of milk. No criminals get  through. Democrats want criminals  to have the milk. No way. Milk  comes from coal. We'1l dig it up  President Trump salutes a flag that says: ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE  TO EAT. The crowd howls. They love this flag of America.  PRESIDENT TRUMP (CONT D)  I signed a bil1. No more swamp  Sw  All of the words are mispronounced. The crowd cheers. They  hate pronunciations. They love milk. They start digging.  . Swamp is in Mexico now.  amp gone  It's on fire. Great deal for us. Omfg this is so worth the read I'm crying and want milk now @donny.drama 😩😭
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