S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #251:If you have been recruited to S.H.I.E.L.D., then you have passed the mandatory swimming test already. Pretending to drown while Avengers are present so as to be rescued by Captain Rogers is strongly discouraged. Trying to get rescued by Agent Romanov is doomed to fail.  [Submitted by elkian]
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