"""Sitcom: Wife's Birthday, Wedding Anniversary or Valentine's Day Starter Pack: Sitcom: Wife's Birthday, Wedding  Anniversay or Valentine's Day Starter Pack  Kids run in and say """"Happy  birthday!"""" to their mother  Episode begins with husband waking  up completely oblivious of occasion  When husband realises, he looks  at the calender which has it in  Young, cute kid gives mother  """"Hey kid, I'll give you 10  bucks for that candy.""""  clear bold writing over the date  (possibly circled too)  a card in macoroni or  something, but clearly looks  like an adult has made it  Husband has to come  clean to the fact thatt he  forgot what day it was.  Husband rushes to store or something to get last  second gift, store clerk is for some reason out of  what he needs, e.g. flowers, candy. (Because  we all  know shops are always completely devoid of  Valentine's Day stuff on Valentine's Day, no left  overs at all)  Husband makes it all up to wife  Through all this we never see what wife got  husband for Valentine's Day or anniversary,  HOMER  the next day with some grand  gesture which probably cost an  arm and a leg, e.g. tickets to an  but if we do, it's a card with a lame joke and  $5 teddy bear.  а  something.  amazing cruise or Sitcom: Wife's Birthday, Wedding Anniversary or Valentine's Day Starter Pack"""
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