"Screenshot of posting on Toast's LinkedIn company page:  Social copy: You asked. We delivered. What do we call a Toast employee's adult child? A baguette. Definitely not a crouton and a tad too ""stale"" to be a crostini. Fully baked and out of the bread basket.  Baguette Noun: A Toast employee's fully grown, adult child. Not to be mistaken with a long loaf of French bread."
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