Dank, 🤖, and Dark: creepingmuse:  ewbutts  internetexplorers:  when i die i want to be buried  wearing a pair of sunglasses so  that a few decades down the line  i will also be a cool skeleton  26,473 notes. 26,473 people  identified with this statement. if  even half that many people actually  did this, can you imagine how  confused future archaeologists  would be  We believe the dark glasses may be a  sign that the deceased wished to hide  their guilty eyes from St. Peter, who  guarded the gates of heaven. Their  true ritualistic use is unknown.  499,505 notes #TumblrMadeMeDoIt
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