"supervisor: Charlie is a cable tech for Comcast down in  Georgia..  To my Supervisor: ""So um, here's the deal. The pole  is unsafe to climb. Yes it's unsafe. No l'm not trying to  get out of work a dog ate the pole. Yes a dog. Yes, ate  the pole. No I'm not joking. No I don't need to pee in a  cup. Yes I'm serious. A dog has eaten the pole. Sir can  I call you back? The dog is looking at me."" Danger doggy"
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