"Definitely, Grandma, and Hello: coastward  answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre  conversation  coastward  scam caller: hello, how are you today?  me: great!  scam caller: good. I'm calling because your IP  address has been compromised. I'll just need you to  get in front of your computer so we can get your  account fixed up  me: okay! there is one thing I'm wondering, though  scam caller: what?  me: you really couldn't think of a better lie?  scam caller:  me: like, my ""IP address has been compromised.""  How, exactly, does an IP address become  ""compromised""?  scam caller:  me: I was just wondering, is all  scam caller: why did you answer?  me:  me: what?  scam caller: if you knew this wasn't a legitimate call,  then why did you answer?  me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your  expense  scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to  me.  me: well, you're currently not accomplishing your  goal  scam caller: my goal?  me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother.  You're not accomplishing that. Il'd call that an  expense  scam caller: well, can I scam you?  me:  me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?  scam caller: yes. can I scam you?  me, baffled: sure, you can try  scam caller: you need to get in front of your  computer  me: yeah, that's still a problem. I'm eating tater tots  right now andI really don't feel like getting up  scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning,  then  me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely  won't.  scam caller: You answered today.  me: .touché?  scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good  day.  neko-ritsu  Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K"
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