"Life, Alien, and Movie: Adam Shaftoe  @AdamShaftoe  Soooo00 I have been writing reviews  for about ten years. My wife's review of  Alien puts everything I have ever  written to shame.  ""Alien is a movie where nobody listens  to the smart woman, and then they all  die except for the smart woman and  her cat. Four stars."" Moral of the story - listen to the women in your life."
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