"""**U **_is for..._Uniforms  LeBron's back in Cleveland, but at least as we were putting this issue to bed, nothing was working out as planned. People have been blaming injuries, shoddy defense, the rookie coach... I say: Nobody—not even the best player on the planet—is going to win an NBA title dressed in these thrift-shop junior-varsity uniforms. Nobody looks good in mustard. It's time for new Cavs uniforms, and it's time to start from scratch, seeing as how there's no vintage """"glory days"""" era for them to draw on and nothing good enough in the present worth tweaking—despite several options in the Cavs' current uniform rotation. (And while we're at it, what the hell is a Cavalier, anyway, and what's it got to do with Cleveland? A cavalier attitude? A small spaniel with silky hair? A supporter of King Charles I in the English Civil War?) Maybe Commissioner Silver can broker a deal whereby Sacramento sends Cleveland their Kings mascot, along with some cash and a couple of future draft picks. Then we'll have something to build on.—Fred Woodward"""
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