the-time-goddess-of-221b:  tyleroakley:  I'm never swearing again.  YOU MELON-FARMER : Original  Term  Minced Oath  God  Jesus  Christ  Jesus Christ Jiminy Cricket or Jiminy Christmas, Judas Priest,  (two words) Jeepers Creepers, Cheese and Rice  goodness, gosh, golly, gad, gor  gee, geez, geesh, jiminy  crickets, crikey or cripes  Heck, H.E. double toothpicks, H.E. double hockey  sticks  darn, dang, dern  doggone, dadgum, goodnessdarn, goshdarn,  goshdang, goshdern  Hell  damn  goddamn  damnation tarnation, dangnation  what the Hell what the heck, what in the World, what in Sam Hill  bastard  bar steward  flipping, freaking, fricking, frigging, fudging, effing,  fracking, frilling, fecking  fucking  motherfucker mother-father, melon-farmer, monkey-fighter  shit  nuts  bitch  son of a bitch son of a gun  shoot, sugar, shucks, sheesh, crap, shat, shite  nerts, bananas  beach, beyotch, witch the-time-goddess-of-221b:  tyleroakley:  I'm never swearing again.  YOU MELON-FARMER
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